DARKHORSE

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

horriblyhorrible:

I like staying up all night but I also like getting 12 hours of sleep do you see my problem

(via heyfunniest)

teenage-mindset:

Michael and I have a lot in common.

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via thehotcupcake)

i accidentally swalled food colouring, the doctors say im okay but i feel like i dyed inside

(via heyfunniest)

endangerment:

this picture always makes me sad

” When your food comes out ”